We wish that we were able to give you an actual pie straight from our home ovens (didn't you know, we've been 100% remote before it was cool).
Instead, we hope that you'll use your gift certificate to buy yourself pie in whatever form that takes: cherry, pecan, apple, or the venerable pepperoni.
When you're ready to learn more about how to make your pie-in-the-sky ideas real, check out our developer docs.
Still want more pie? Enjoy our lil' pie meme picker: